KISSY MISSY'S SAD ORIGIN STORY.../Transcript

Prologue
(Kissy Missy backs a toymaker into a corner.)

Kissy: Hello there!

(The toymaker draws a knife.)

Toymaker: S-Stay back!

Kissy: It's a lovely night. Out for a stroll?

Toymaker: Don't hurt me! I'm warning you!

Kissy: Oh, there's been a terrible misunderstanding! My hugs don't hurt at all - you'll be dead before the pain comes!

Toymaker: And you're a monster!

Kissy: Yes... But I wasn't always. I used to be like you, you know...

Toymaker: HELP ME!

(Kissy wraps her arms around the toymaker so tight she can't breathe, and begins cradling her.)

Kissy: There, there. Doesn't it feel good to let go? I'll even tell you a story while you drift away.

Toymaker: Ugh...

Kissy: Aw, yes, drift away... This isn't a happy story, but you'll be gone before we get to the scary part. So settle in, and relax...

Missing Boyfriend
Kissy (Narrating): It began on a night like this, in a police station not too far from here...

Detective: Mrs Melissa Kissenger.

Melissa: I go by Missy.

Detective: OK, Missy, I can see you now.

Melissa: Should we go to an office, or...?

Detective: No, let's do this quick, right here. I'm about to clock out.

Melissa: My boyfriend's missing. Huggard Wugsen.

Detective: How long?

Melissa: A few days.

Detective: Uh-huh.

Melissa: But Hugard and I call every day, and he's been radio silent for 2! I'd check his house, but I don't have a key.

Detective: How long have you been together?

Melissa: 3 months. It was almost our anniversary.

Detective: And there wasn't a note? No "I'm going on vacation"?

Melissa: You think I'm stupid?

Detective: No, Mrs Kissenger, I think you got dumped. And I wanna go home, so I'm gonna call this case closed, OK?.

Melissa: WHAT?!

Detective: When you call him, does he pick up?

Melissa: Most of the time.

Detective: OK, so you've been dating for 3 months and you don't have a key to his place.

Melissa: Well-

Detective: You bug him on the phone, eventually he's gonna get fed up and he leaves. I see it all the time. You look for him, you'll just unearth a bunch of nasty stuff.

Melissa: You're not hearing me! This is very unlike him, he could be in danger!

Detective: Anybody could be in danger. It's my job to handle dangers that are real.

Melissa: At least talk to his friends! His boss! He works at Playtime Co.!

Detective: Playtime Co.?

Melissa: Why do you look scared? Is there something I don't know about that

Detective: Like I said, you go looking, you unearth a bunch of nasty stuff.

Melissa: What does that mean?

Detective: Good night, ma'am.

Kissy (Narrating): Nobody took me seriously. But I could feel in my heart that Hugard was in danger, so I took things into my own claws!

The Sad Truth
(Melissa manages to break into Playtime Co. through a busted vent cover.)

CEO: Trespassing, are we?

Melissa: AH! No, I wasn't - I'm, uh, um, lost?

CEO: Relax, Missy, I'm only kidding.

Melissa: How do you know my name?

CEO: We've been expecting you!

Melissa: OK...?

Kissy (Narrating): The stranger creeped me out, until he told me the exact thing I wanted to hear...

Melissa: I'm looking for Huggard Wugson. Are you a friend of his?

CEO: Sure, I could take you to him - if you like...

Melissa: Oh, yes! Is he safe?

CEO: This way.

(The CEO leads Melissa to the infirmation wing.)

Melissa: What is this place?

CEO: Research and development, where new toys are born. Your boyfriend's been spending his nights down here, putting in some great work for us.

Melissa: What kind of work?

CEO: He's right up there.

(The CEO stops at a cell with a large window inside.)

Melissa: In here?

(Huggy appears at the window.)

Melissa: AAAAHH! What's that?!

CEO: You don't recognize him?

(Melissa takes out a photo of Huggard and compares it to Huggy.)

Melissa: No... What happened? What did you do?

CEO: Better to show than tell.

(The CEO takes out a syringe of tranquilizer fluid and jams it into Melissa's neck.)

Melissa: Hm? OW! What are... you... doing...

Melissa No More...
(We see Melissa being turned into Kissy Missy by a brain transplant.)

Kissy (Narrating): Those were Missy's last words. From then on, I was something else...

(Kissy wakes up in a cell, wearing a mouthguard.)

Kissy (Narrating): When I woke, I knew something was wrong.

(Kissy walks to the mirror.)

Kissy: (Gasps) No!

Kissy (Narrating): I kept closing my eyes, opening them, hoping this whole thing was some twisted dream! But I knew it wasn't...

(Kissy punches the mirror in fustration, shattering it. We then cut to Kissy running on a treadmill, with the CEO taking notes.)

Kissy (Narrating): They weren't satisifed with mutilating my body. Now they had to measure it.

(The CEO takes out a taser stick.)

CEO: FASTER!

Kissy (Narrating): The chief toymaker was determined to figure out what I was capable of!

(The CEO shocks Kissy with the stick, making her fall off the treadmill.)

CEO: I said FASTER!

(Kissy gets back on the treadmill, running faster than before. We then see her being forced to hug crash test dummies so hard they burst, over and over, each dummy buffer than the last.)

Kissy (Narrating): I kept asking to see Hugard, but there was always some reason I couldn't! Some test I had to complete first! I stopped eating. I didn't care how much they shocked me or tried to force me! If I couldn't see Hugard, I didn't want to live.

(One day, Kissy is sitting in her cell moping when the CEO opens the door.)

CEO: OK, Kissy Missy, you win! You want to see your boyfriend so bad? Here he is!

(Huggy walks into the cell.)

Kissy: Huggard, you look awful! Let me hug you better!

(The CEO shocks Huggy with his taser stick.)

Kissy: Wait, don't you recognize me?

(Huggy roars and lunges for Kissy.)

Kissy: AAAAAAHH! HELP!

(Huggy chokes Kissy and bites her arm. Kissy eventually roars in anger and kicks Huggy to the ground in self-defence. The CEO shocks Huggy again.)

CEO: OK, that's enough! Let's go. And Kissy Missy, next time you ask to see your boyfriend, I want you to remember today.

(The CEO slams the door. Kissy is seen lying on the floor, cradling her wounds and taking deep breaths, trying to stay calm.)

Kissy (Narrating): For days, they left me to rot. I got so lonely, I began to miss the tests... But without Hugard, what was the point of any of it? I had NOTHING!

(Kissy roars, jumpscaring the viewers, and kicks her food bowl away in fustration.)

Kissy (Narrating): Then, one day, I witnessed a miracle!

(The door to Kissy's cell opens.)

Scientist: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

(Two scientists are seen running from Huggy, who has escaped his cell. He murders them off-screen, spraying blood over the wall.)

Loudspeaker: ALERT: EXPERIMENT 1006 IS OUT OF CONTAINMENT. ALL SECURITY PERSONEL TO THE PRISON CELLS.

Kissy (Narrating): The chaos reminded me of one thing I could still have, if I had the guts to take it...

Kissy: ...My REVENGE!

(Kissy bursts out of her cell and begins chasing another scientist.)

Scientist: GET AWAY FROM ME!

(Kissy tackles the scientist and kills him. We see the CEO talking to two security guards.)

CEO: Go handle that. I'll be fine here.

Guard: Yes, sir.

(The two guards draw batons and walk towards Kissy.)

Guard: We've got you now! Step away, claws in the air!

Kissy: You look tired. Would a kiss cheer you up?

Guard: STAY BACK!

(Kissy tackles the guards and murders them, giggling maniacally. Blood is sprayed onto the cell doors.)

Conclusion
Kissy: So that's my story. What did you think? Oops, silly me! You're already dead.

(Kissy drops the toymaker's body and turns to the viewers.)

Kissy: That means it's your turn! Come give me a kiss!

(Kissy lunges at the camera, ending the episode.)