Five Nights at Freddy's Logic/Transcript

Prologue
(Player is checking the cameras. He is at 7% power.)

Player: Come on, come on! where are they? OK, there's Foxy... And there's Chica... And there's Bonnie... But... Where's Freddy?!

(Player runs out of power.)

Player: No no no! No no no no no no!

(We see Freddy's eyes open in the darkness, as a cheery jingle plays. Player begins hyperventilating.)

Player: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Freddy seemingly lunges towards Player as the screen turns to static.)

Application
(Player is applying for a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.)

Captain: Uh-huh. Interesting. Hm. So I see here that you've never actually had any professional security guard experience before.

Player: Well, no, not technically. But I did have to rescue a child from a vicious animal attack one time.

Captain: Oh my god! You worked at a zoo?!

Player: A petting zoo, yeah. Those tiny goats can get mean.

Captain: Tiny goats can get mean. You know what? I think you've got what it takes, kid.

Player: Really? That's awesome! You won't regret it!

Captain: Yep! Honestly, it's hard to find someone that's willing to accept the rate we offer, which is way below what people would call "the minimum legal wage".

Player: Wait, uh-

Captain: So it's settled! Come on, follow me! I'll show you around!

(Captain takes Player to Pirate Cove.)

Captain: This is Pirate Cove. It's currently down for some maintenance and cut off from the rest of our guests, but it's the private stage for one of our biggest stars, Foxy!

(Captain draws back the curtains to reveal Foxy.)

Captain: Just look at that adorable little guy! He's got to be just the cutest darn animatronic pirate fox anyone has ever seen!

Player: He's the only animatronic pirate fox anyone has ever seen.

Captain: Yeah, that's basically what I just said. Try to keep up, Player.

(Captain leads Player to the stage.)

Captain: And here's where all the magic happens! It's the show stage where Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, and of course, the main man himself, Freddy Fazbear, sing and perform for all their adoring fans! It truly is a mesmerizing experience. I've stopped listening to all other bands entirely! This is the absolute pinnacle of live entertainment.

Player: Whatever you say, boss.

(We see a close-up of Freddy. Captain leads Player to the office.)

Captain: And here will be your office! It's where we keep all of the security cameras. You can cycle through all of them on the monitors.

Player: Yeah, uh, you haven't really told me exactly what I'll be doing yet.

Captain: You're going to be the night watchman. Honestly, it's super easy and not in the least bit stressful. You just have to make sure nothing crazy happens!

Player: Like what?

Captain: You'll find out real soon. Our previous night watchman will call you and explain all the details in a few minutes when your shift starts.

Player: Wait, you want me to work tonight? Like, right now?

Captain: Yep! But trust me, it's gonna be a piece of cake, and I'm not just talking about Mr. Cupcake. Ha ha ha ha!

(Player stares, confused.)

Captain: He's a little cupcake guy that Chica holds. You'll probably see it later and then my joke will be hilarious! See you later!

(Captain leaves.)

Night 1
Player: Phew! All right, let's just get the hang of everything in here. We got Foxy in Pirate Cove, Freddy, Bonnie and Chica on the show stage, and the rest are just random rooms and corridors. Good coverage overall. But it is really hot in here...

(Player turns on the air conditioning.)

Player: Ah! that's better.

(Player gets a call and answers.)

Veteran: Hello? Hello hello?

Player: Hey, yeah, I'm here.

Veteran: Yo, what's up? Captain said you needed some pointers on the job?

Player: Yeah, um, what exactly am I supposed to be doing?

Veteran: Well, first and foremost, I gotta read a little introductory greeting from the company. It's kind of a legal thing, you know? Ahem. "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

Player: What?!

Veteran: Hey, relax man, I know that all sounds really bad, but there's nothing to worry about. The, uh, animatronic characters do get a bit quirky at night, but I can't blame them. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years and I never got a bath, I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too, you know what I mean? So, uh, remember - these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, OK?

Player: What exactly is going on here?

Veteran: All right, so, here's the deal: the characters tend to wander a bit during this time. They're left in some kind of free-roaming mode after close. Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. But then there is The Bite of '87. It's amazing that the human body can live without his frontal lobe, you know?

Player: Are you telling me that one of these robots bit off the front of a person's head?!

Veteran: Well, uh... yes.

Player: I'm outta here!

Veteran: No no no no, stay put, stay put. That office is the safest place you can be right now. See those large doors to your left and right? You can put those down whenever you see one of those monsters- uh, I mean animatronics, coming, and you'll be totally fine.

Player: Great! I'll just put them down right now.

(Player closes both doors.)

Veteran: I would strongly encourage you to only do that when absolutely necessary. There's a limited amount of power at night before the whole system shuts off, and when that happens, the doors fly open.

Player: Wait, why is there limited amounts of power? That doesn't make any sense!

Veteran: Oh, I'm sorry, Big Oil, some of us are trying to live a green lifestyle!

(We see that Player has 82% power left.)

Player: Fine, I'll keep them up for now.

(Player opens both of the doors.)

Veteran: You can monitor your power usage at all times, but hey, the first day should be a breeze. You only have to last until 6 AM. Chat with you tomorrow!

(Veteran hangs up. Player looks at the clock. It is 2 AM.)

Player: Whoa, it's 2 AM already? Already a third of the night down.

(Player begins cycling through the cameras.)

Player: All right, looking good over here...

(The cameras are disabled.)

Player: Disabled? That's not good.

(The cameras come back on. Player keeps cycling through, but he notices that Bonnie has moved.)

Player: Wait a sec. Where's Bonnie?

(Player keeps cycling through the cameras, and finds Bonnie in the janitor's closet.)

Player: Oh! Devil bunny!

(We hear metallic clattering sounds. Player turns around to look.)

Player: Huh? What was that?

(Player turns back to the monitor. Bonnie has left the closet.)

Player: Oh, crap!

(Player cycles through the cameras as fast as he can. He finds Bonnie

Player: AAAH! Ah! Ah!

(Player locks the left door before Bonnie can get in.)

Night 2
Player: I can't believe I'm back here... for $4 an hour, no less! But I really need the money...

(Veteran calls Player.)

Veteran: Hello?

Player: Hey.

Veteran: Whoa, you survived!

Player: I really don't enjoy how surprised you sound.

Veteran: I mean, uh, oh, you-you survived! Exactly as I expected you would, since this job is so low-risk!

Player: Right.

Veteran: Anyways, I won't be on quite as long this time since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk just to make sure everyone's in their proper place. So, uh, interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark, though, so, hey, that's another reason not to run out of power, right? I, uh, also want to empathize the importance of using your door lights. There are blind spots in your camera views, and those blind spots happen to be right outside your doors. So if, if you can't find something, or someone, on your cameras, be sure to check your door lights. You might only have a few seconds to react. Not, not that you would be in any danger, of course. I'm not implying that. Uh, also, check on the curtain of Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems unique in that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I guess he doesn't like being watched, I dunno. Anyway, I'm sure you have everything under control, so, uh, talk to you soon!

Player: Wait, Veteran-

(Veteran hangs up.)

Player: Great. I'm keeping an eye on you, Foxy. Now how is Freddy and the gang?

(Player checks the stage. Bonnie and Chica have moved.)

Player: Uh-oh.

(Player finds Chica next to one of the dining tables.)

Player: Oh! Here's one. Uh, just stay there, Chica. Foxy hasn't moved yet, that's good. But where's Bonnie?

(Player flicks through all of the cameras. He finds Bonnie staring directly into one, his eyes now black.)

Player: OK, you know what? Forget this!

(Player locks the left door, then looks at the clock. It is 4 AM.)

Player: How much power can having one door closed possibly drain? And my shift's almost done! Surely I can keep this thing closed the entire time. Ooh, better check on Foxy again.

(Player checks on Pirate Cove. Foxy has moved.)

Player: No, not Foxy too!

(We hear Foxy sprinting towards the office.)

Player: Oh my god! What was that?

(Player only has 12% power left. He checks the corridors and rooms as fast he can, his eyes darting between the monitor and the door lights.)

Night 5
Player: OK, it's the 5th and final night. The last couple days have been rough, but I just need to last 6 more hours, and then I'm outta here!

(Player gets a call from Veteran. However, the bedroom is now dark and wrecked, and there is what appears to be a black lump on the chair. Garbled mumbling can be heard, before the call ends.)

Player: What the heck was that?!

(Player checks on Pirate Cove.)

Player: Sweet, he hasn't moved yet. He's the fast one.

(Player checks the stage. Bonnie, Chica and Freddy have moved.)

Player: Oh, come on, seriously?

(Player checks the door lights. Bonnie is standing directly outside the door.)

Player: AAAHH! Ah!

(Player locks the left door.)

Player: God, I'm never going to get used to that! It's only been 4 days here and I already need a vacation!

(Player continues looking for Freddy and Chica. He sees a new poster on the wall. It is of Freddy, but he is gold and his eyes are black.)

Player: Whoa! That's new... the poster.

(Player turns around to see Golden Freddy lying next to him.)

Player: AH! AH! AH!

(Player clamps his eyes shut and clutches the monitor, terrified. He opens his eyes, and Golden Freddy is gone.)

Player: OK, there's Foxy... And there's Chica... And there's Bonnie... But... Where's Freddy?!

(Player runs out of power.)

Player: No no no! No no no no no no!

(We see Freddy's eyes open in the darkness, as a cheery jingle plays. Player begins hyperventilating.)

Player: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Freddy shrieks as he lunges towards Player, jumpscaring the viewers. The screen turns to static as the episode ends.)