Mr. Cheese vs. Mr. Egg

Mr. Cheese vs Mr. Egg is a song produced by GameTunes based off Among Us Logic (series). As the title suggests, it stars Mr. Cheese and Mr. Egg doing a rap battle. Other characters can be seen including Blue.

Lyrics
Announcer:

Ladies and Gentlemeeennnn..

Boys and Girls!

IT'S TIME FOR A RAAPPP BATTLE!!

Coming to you live from Deep Space!

Blue with the Viking horns!

Drop the beat!

[Blue starts beatboxing]

In the yellow corner,

All the way from THE SKELD, on a ship far away!

He puts the fray in framagefray

MrCheese!

And in the other yellow corner,

Also from the Skeld,

The EXCELLENT,

The EXCITING,

EGG-CETERA

MrEgg!!!!

Mr. Cheese will go first!

Let's rap battttlllleeeeee!!!

Mr. Cheese:

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO!

My Name Mr. Cheese!

And I'm the Greatest Imposter!

I've even got my own song!

I'm a Cheesy Rockstar!

''You scared of me? Cus you look so jumpy!''

Well you should be!

I PUSHED HUMPTY DUMPTY!

I'm the coldest killer but I'm hot as hell!

All I need is a spoon

To Go and Break Your Shell!

I'm the cheesiest Player alive!

Today I'm serving up, Egg-Fried!

This one's gonna be overeasy baby!

Get it? Because you cook eggs overeasy!

Haha!

Mr. Egg:

Well my name is Mr. Egg

I'm a Among Us Legend!

But your friends play one game

And call themselves Veteran!

Well now it's me and TheGentleman

And your old news!

Your never gonna win,

Because you always lose!

I may be egg-centric but your a melt.

Everyone knows I'm the Greatest Crewmate

On The Skeld.

When I'm done with you

You'll be begging me please!

Cos I'm the one who's slicing up

And SERVING UP CHEESE!

Mmmm. Oh yeah!

Mr. Cheese: That verse was lame....

Announcer: ARE YOU READY FOR ROUND 2!?

Time to poach this egg!

Here we goooooo!!!

This battle is funny,

Because your a joke.

I've got the big brain.

Your head's full of yolk.

If you see me around,

I'll be doing some hacking!

Look at this guy!

Under pressure he's cracking.

Your running scared,

You should go back to Brittan,

Your just like your mommy,

Even she was a chicken.

Your trying to win

Well your plan is spoiled!

Your in hot water now!

And your eggs are boiled!

Consider yourself scrambled, Fool!

That Cheese has gone soft

I think you can tell

Like Mr Poopyfarts,

He's beginning to Smell!

If you see me on the ship,

You better run!

Mine is Real,

Yours is a Cheddar Gun

I'm the most Egg-Cellent,

Egg-Citing one on the base,

Everybody knows,

I'm gonna win first place!

I'm the new Rapper in town,

That's what's Up!

Everybody likes the Crewmates!

Sunny Side Up!

Mr Cheese: Boo! That Verse was bad!

Mr Egg: I'm Mr Egg!

Mr Cheese: I'm Mr Cheese!

Announcer: Who's the Winner?

Tell Us who you think in the comments!

Mr Cheese: Man, This Rap Battle is over Easy!

Mr Egg: Easter Bunny's not coming this year!

I like to play Eggs-Box.

Trivia

 * Groot and Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy make a cameo appearance as Mr. Egg insults the way Mr. Cheese speaks.