Among Us Logic 6/transcript

Getting killed by your own invention
[(Scary music in the background) The screen reads: NewScape Studio Presents --- Among Us Logic ... 6! Scream intensifies. Switches into an old TV screen]

Player: (dressed in a lab suit) This is it, Veteran. We'll finally have the power to bring back people from the dead!

Veteran: (wearing a banana peel at his head) (at a worried voice) I know this helps the crewmates win and all, but at what cost?

Player: (rather annoyed) Shut up, Veteran! You don't know what it's like to lose game after game after game! I'll do anything to win. Pull the lever!

Veteran: Yes, Dr. Player-Stein!

[Veteran proceeds to pull the lever. Thunder appears]

Dr. Player-Stein (Player): Muhahahahahahahahahaha, ahahahahahahahahahaha!

[PoopyFarts96's hands started to move]

Dr. Player-Stein: (with pride) Look, Veteran! It's alive, It's alive! It's alive, it's alive! You must have so many questions!

Veteran: Yeah, actually now you actually mention it. How is there lightning in space?

[Screen switches into a normal one]

Veteran: Why are we operating on Mr. PoopyFarts while he's still in the spacesuit? Also, are we even sure he was a crewmate?

[PoopyFarts96 opens his eyes]

Veteran: (continuing his series of questions) Couldn't he have also been an impostor?

Player: Don't be ridiculous, Veteran. PoopyFarts is definitely a crewmat-

[PoopyFarts96 put a knife into Player's head, instantly killing the latter]

Veteran: See, I totally called that.

[Defeat Screen appears. Bro and PoopyFarts96 appeared on screen. Player joins the game]

A Cheesy return
Veteran: Hey Player! Check out my 'stume!

Player: (confused) "stume"?

Veteran: It's short for "costume". Trying to keep up, boomer.

Player: Veteran, you're not even wearing a costume.

Veteran: Do you not see my sick banana on my head? I mean it was pinnacle Halloween! Am I right?

Player: Whatever you say, man. At least you're wearing something new. (turns to TheGentleman) You don't want to dress up at all, TheGentlemen? Even I changed into these cool devil horns!

TheGentleman: (politely) Nah, but I am dressed up, my good sir! Today I'm wearing only one top hat instead of two as if I was some filthy street commodore!

Player: Right...

MrCheese: My name MrPumpkin!

TheGentleman: (angrily) SHUT UP MR- Uh..Uhm... (politely) I'm sorry MrPumpkin, I didn't mean to yell at you! I just don't enjoy you constantly repeating what your name is all the time.

MrPumpkin (MrCheese): Thank you for vocalizing your frustrations; I both hear your concerns, and I will actively try to work on them.

TheGentleman: Thank You

MrPumpkin: No problem. I love you!

TheGentlemen: (awkwardly) I..Uh...Uhh...Uhm

MrPumpkin: I said, I love you!

[MrCheese makes a signal of love to TheGentleman]

TheGentleman: (awkwardly) I love you too...

[MrPumpkin hugs TheGentleman]

Veteran: Awww...

Player: (confused) Okay, can someone please tell me what's going on?

Veteran: Oh yeah, you missed the last game. TheGentleman and MrCheese are work associates again.

MrPumpkin: (corrects Veteran) Uh Um, My name MrPumpkin.

Veteran: Oh, sorry. TheGentleman and MrPumpkin, our work associates again.

Player: Oh, well I guess that's nice.

TheGentleman: You know what else is nice? All these new costumes. Everyone looks so dashing compared to their normal drab selves, it's quite the shindig.

Player: Why don't you give me the rundown?

TheGentleman: Certainly. First, we have Captain, who is now rocking a paper boat on his head for some reason;

Captain: My fried Bill made me this hat.

TheGentleman: And next is PoopyFarts, foregoing his usual toiletries to adorn a giant fake knife;

Player: It's not a fake knife.

TheGentleman: Interesting; The next on our list is Bro, he's even more into himself than usual;

Bro: (dressing like a cop) (looking at himself) You have the right to remain gorgeous as you're handsome as balls mirror, Bro.

TheGentleman: And of course that leaves us with Mother.

Mother: Oh, I'm not a mother anymore. Tonight, I dropped the kids off with their dad for Halloween this year and I'm ready to cut loose!

TheGentleman: I love the sound of that!

Mother: Careful, TheGentleman! I can cast a love spell on you! I am a witch after all. (giggles) Boo!

TheGentleman: Oh, my...

MrPumpkin: Uh Um!

TheGentleman: I mean, I'm sorry Mother. I currently find myself involved in a more pumpkin-shaped agreement at this time.

Player: Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and start the game myself...

Three Halloween Murders
[Game Starts, showing the word "Crewmate, there are 2 impostors among us", Player and 7 more cremates, Captain walks in upper engine. A wind blows Captain's hat off into the vent]

Captain: No! Bill's going to kill me!

[MrPumpkin appears in a vent]

MrPumpkin: Hi there, Captain! What a nice boat! Do you want it back?

Captain: Yep, sure do!

MrPumpkin: You looks like a nice boy, I bet you got lots of friends!

Captain: Well, I definitely have two! Player is my bestie best, but I recently made a new friend named Bill, and boy does he sure love boats! Billy the boatman is what I call him!

MrPumpkin: Well, I could be a friend, Captain. Yeah, take you boat back! (voice gets stronger) Take it!

Captain: Sure thing, friend-o!

[Captain reaches his hand at the boat. MrPumpkin stabbed him with his tongue]

[Screen switches to Mother in Communications. An unknown caller calls to Mother.]

Mother: (reaches the phone) Hello!

Unknown Caller: Hello.

Mother: Yes?

Unknown Caller: Who is this?

Mother: Well, who are you trying to reach?

Unknown Caller: I don't know.

Mother: Ah well, I think you got the wrong number.

Unknown Caller: Do I? Tell me Mother, have you checked the children?

Mother: (surprised) Wait! What?

[Mother stops the call and called the cops instead]

Officer Bro: Hello! Officer Bro here!

Mother: Hey Bro, I'm in communications right now, (being worried) and I just had a really scary call form the stranger.

Officer Bro: Alright, if he calls back, I can get trace in where it's coming from.

Mother: Okay.

[Mother ends the call. The stranger calls again, Mother listened to it]

Mother: Hello?

Unknown Caller: It's me...

Mother: (worried) You know, you're really scaring me, is that what you want?

Unknown Caller: No...

Mother: Then what do you want?

Unknown Caller: I want to win as an impostor...

[Mother ends the call. The cops call back. Mother accepted the call]

Officer Bro: Mother, this is Officer Bro! I... I traced the call! It's coming from inside the ship!

[TheGentleman's shadow appeared and killed Mother and the latter screams]

[Camera switches to Veteran in an unknown room]

Veteran: Since when did this room get a wooden door?

[Veteran saw a printer printing "All work and no plays makes Mr. Pumpkin a dull boy". Veteran approached it. He grabbed one and looks at it]

Veteran: All work and no play makes Mr. Pumpkin a dull boy...

[Veteran looked at more paper. It printed the same thing]

Veteran: Oh my god!

[MrPumpkin chops off the door]

MrPumpkin: Yes, MrPumpkin!

[Veteran screams and got hacked to death]

An even dumber betrayal
[Captain's body get reported and the screen switches to the meeting]

Player: Okay, so I just found Captain's body, looked like he got dragged down into the vents.

MrPumpkin: You'll float too, Player.

Player: Wait, what was that?

MrPumpkin: Umm, nothing. My name MrPumpkin, heh!

Bro: Yes, yes it is! But let's get serious, people, there's still two impostors in the loose!

TheGentleman: Yes, indeed! And if we vote the wrong person out, then the impostors win!

Bro: It's a real conundrum, I tell you. What do you think about this, PoopyFarts?

PoopyFarts96: (farts)

[Everyone proceeds to laugh]

MrPumpkin: I speak farts, eh!

Bro: But seriously, do anyone understand this guy?

Player: Sorry, I don't speaks farts either!

MrPumpkin: I speak farts!

TheGentleman: (confused) You do?

MrPumpkin: (covers TheGentleman's mouth) Shhhhhhhhh!

TheGentleman: (Realizes) Oh, I mean... Ah, of course you speak fart...

PoopyFarts96: (farts)

MrPumpkin: Oh yeah...

(PoopyFarts96 keeps talking)

MrPumpkin: Yeah PoopyFarts says he did it

Player: Wait, really?

PoopyFarts96: (Farts)

MrPumpkin: He says they killed Captain, Mother and Veteran and they won't do it again if you let him survive this round of voting!

Bro: Wow, a full confessional during my first shift on my job! I must be the best cop of all time!

PoopyFarts96: (farts)

Player: Hey guys, are we just going to believe everything MrPumpkin says blindly?

TheGentleman: You know, not wanting to vote out a confessed Impostor makes you rater sus, Mr. Player.

Bro: Yeah, we should vote him out instead!

Player: Wait! No!

MrPumpkin: Bye, Player!

[Player get voted out]

Player: This is what I get for choosing Among Us over trick-or-treating!

[The episode ends]

[The credits roll]