Friday Night Funkin' Logic: Mid-Fight Masses

Friday Night Funkin' Logic: Mid-Fight Masses is the fifth installment of Friday Night Funkin' Logic. It is based on the Mid-Fight Masses mod and pits Player against Sarvente and her family.

Plot
The epsiode begins with Sarvente screaming at Player and Girlfriend that neither of them will leave her church alive, and that God may forgive them for making her reveal her true form, but she won't. As she reverts to her true form, the screen turns white. After Captain sponsors Karma, the episode continues.

Sarvente is on the phone to Ruv, begging him to come over to the church for what seems to be a party. As they argue (and Sarv criticizes Ruv for using bad language), we see Player and Girlfriend walking down the road. They had just been eating at a fast food place, and Player is impressed that Girlfriend managed to finish multiple racks of ribs, an extra-large extra-cheese pizza and a 40-ounce slushie. Girlfriend puts this down to her new body, but then complains that she needs the toilet.

Player tells her to pee beside the road, stating nobody is around, but Girlfriend refuses, so Player points out the church in the distance and states they go in and check if there is a toilet. Back inside the church, Sarvente asks Ruv to come and hangs up just as Player and Girlfriend walk into the room. She politely asks them if they want to join, but after finding out why they came she states the church does have toilets, but only members are allowed to use them. Player is about to leave to find a pile of leaves for Girlfriend, but Sarvente takes out a microphone and makes a bet - if she wins, Player and Girlfriend have to join the church. Accepting the bet, Player and Sarvente sing "Worship", and Player wins.

Sarvente starts huffing about how people like him keep going into sacred places such as the church and defiling it, but Player denies this. However, to prove Sarvente's point, we hear a toilet flushing in the background and Girlfriend walks onto the screen, stating that she snuck off and used the facilities while they were singing. Sarvente is about to lose her temper when Ruv walks up and manages to briefly calm her down.

After a brief argument about who's names are weirder, Sarvente storms off as Ruv states that they should have either left or joined the church, and that he is going to make the next few minutes as painful as possible. Player and Ruv sing "Zavodilla", and to no surprise, Player wins. Ruv apologises to Sarvente for losing, as Girlfriend grumbles that she's hungry, shocking Player. They are about to leave when Sarvente stops them, screaming at Player and Girlfriend that neither of them will leave her church alive, and that God may forgive them for making her reveal her true form, but she won't, before reverting to her demon form. Player and Sarvente sing "Gospel", but Player wins once again.

Sarvente turns back into her human form and falls to her knees as Ruv tries to make her feel better as Player and Girlfriend rub it in their faces. After some discussion, Sarvente and Ruv decide their only other choice is to call "him". Selever appears out of a portal and introduces himself as Sarv and Ruv's non-canon son, before telling Player that he won't get away with ruining the dimension he created so his sister Rasazy could be with their parents. Rasazay then appears out of a second portal and asks her brother what they are doing here, to which Selever states that he will take care of them. Player and Selever then sing "Casanova", but Player wins once again.

Rasazay appears shocked as Selever tells her to say goodbye to Sarvente and Ruv, who immediately fade away. Player and Girlfriend run to escape the crumbling church, but a hole opens up in the ground and the two fall, ending the episode.

Characters

 * Player (Alive)
 * Girlfriend (Alive)
 * Ruvyzvat/Ruv (Dead)
 * Sarvente/Sarv (Dead)
 * Selever (Unknown)
 * Rasazy (Unknown)

Cast

 * K. William Scott (Player)
 * Abigail Turner (Girlfriend)

Trivia

 * This is the first Friday Night Funkin' Logic to not display rap battles in the traditional way. Starting from this episode, rap battles are animated.
 * This is the first episode to use different camera views.