Among Us Logic 13: Revive the Dead!/transcript

You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!
[Blue walks in MedBay, meeting Not-Orange]

Blue: Whoa, what are you working in here?

Not-Orange: (chuckles) It's a revive machine. You lay down on this table, slap on this helmet, and bam! Start the program.

Blue: Cool! Mind if I see it in action?

Not-Orange: Well, I would have to be dead in order for it to work (chuckles again).

Blue: Okay, fair enough.

[Blue opens mouth and use his tongue to impale Not-Orange, Not-Orange screams and nearly died]

Blue: Ha! Sucker. Now just one more kill and I win.

[''Blue raced away. Not-Orange moved his hands to the helmet of the revival machine'']

[Scene flashed to Mother in an engine room]

Mother: (With enthusiasm) Gotta do my tasks like a crewmate should! (heavy breathing) Oh, you gotta hand it to him, Captain knows how to write good hooks.

[Blue sneaks up onto Mother, Mother looks around and saw Blue]

Mother: Oh hello, Blue!

Blue: Hey Mother, don't call me blue. My new name is... (stops for a split second) ...is Monster!

[Blue Impales Mother on the head using his tongue, Mother drops to the ground with a bone sticking out]

Blue, now Monster: (with disgust) Yuck! It's so gross when their bones sticks out like that. (turns positive) Hey, Hey! Victory!

[Few seconds has passed, nothing happened]

Monster: Wait, why didn't I win just now?

[Emergency Meeting being called, screen cuts to the meeting]

Not-Orange: It was Monster! I saw him murder mother!

Monster: Woah what? How are you still alive right now?

Not-Orange: What do you mean?

Monster: I... I killed you just a minute ago!

Not-Orange: Clearly you didn't. But the fact that you think you did proves that you are the impostor.

Monster: Wait a minute, your machine, it worked!

Mr. Cheese Promoting
[''Scene cut, with Mr. Cheese promoting the Minecraft Skin Pact "They are Among Us". About a minute later, the scene cuts back to Captain's lobby'']

The argument and The bet
[Player joins the server, looking at Mr. Cheese, Veteran, Mother (called "Bone" later on), Not-Orange and Monster]

Mr. Cheese: (with rage) You stole my color you dirty color thief! I hope I'm the impostor so I get a chance to murder you as painfully as possible!

Not-Orange: I didn't steal anyone's color. Orange is open when I got here.

Mother: (angrily) Well you definitely stole the whole having-kids thing for me! (turns upset) It's the entire basis of of my character... Without the mini-crewmates you might as well just call me "Bone" or something...

Not-Orange: (confused) "Bone"?

Mother, now Bone: I don't know, it was the first thing that popped into my head.

Mr. Cheese: (still being raged) Listen, I'm gonna level with you here, guy. I'm the most popular player in this entire series, so I should get preferential treatment! It's what the fans want!

Bone: And I demand that I'll be the only one to have children!

Not-Orange: Oh my god, can you just stop calling them "children"? Technically, they're pets, as should be treated as such!

[Not-Orange looks at his "pet" crewmate approaching him, Not-Orange takes out a cleaning spray and sprays his mini-crewmate]

Not-Orange: No! Bad mini-crewmate!

[Not-Orange sprays him more, the mini-crewmate cries]

Bone: (fulfilled with rage) That wouldn't be okay even if they were pets!

[Player joins the chat]

Player: All right, everybody, what's going on here?

Veteran: What's going on here is that this guy's ruining all of our lives!

Player: Oh, is it because you were forced to wear green?

Veteran: (denies) No, no, no, no, no... I mean... At first, I didn't like it because I'm a creature of habit as you know, but now I'm kind of into it like: should I change my look entirely? Is this working for me?

Player: Veteran, get to the point!

Veteran: Oh, right. This guy here has a super confusing name!

[Player looks at Not-Orange dressing in orange, and understands the irony]

Player: "Not-Orange"? Ha! That's funny!

Not-Orange: Thanks guy!

Veteran: (disagrees) It's not funny, it's insane! His name is Not-Orange, but he is orange? Surely this is some kind of mistake.

Not-Orange: That's... That's the joke, Man.

Mr. Cheese: But I ain't laughing, pal...

Bone: ...Neither am I...

Veteran: ...And neither am thrive!

Monster: (trying to calm everyone down) Guys, guys, guys. Let's all just remain calm here. I brought my buddy along today because he is a really good Among Us player and I thought you could use the practice.

Veteran: What do you mean? We're basically all top-tier grade-A crewmates/impostors.

[Background shows a bad crewmate behavior to make irony]

Monster: (confused) Right...

Not-Orange: Hey, how about this. (makes a bet) If anyone beats me, then I'll change my name, color, pet... Whatever you want!

Mr. Cheese: Oh, you got yourself a deal, buddy!

Not-Orange: Wait, wait, wait... But let me finish. (proceeds to inform the second half) If I win, I get to choose what you wear, whenever I'm in the lobby.

Mr. Cheese: Hmm... One moment please?

[Mr. Cheese, Bone and Veteran groups together]

Bone: Well, do we accept his terms?

Veteran: I don't know... Do you think we could really win?

[Mr. Cheese looks around to secure the privacy of the grouping]

Mr. Cheese: (determined) Absolutely! They look like a bunch of idiots!

Bone: Alright, team. Let's get them.

[All three of them stacks hands together]

Veteran: On three!

All three: Three, two, one...

[All three throws hands up]

All three: My Name Mr. Cheese!

[Player slaps his face with disappointment]

Swiping a Card
[Round starts, crewmate screen loaded]

[Player and Veteran both runs into Admin]

Player: Wow! I've never seen everyone run to one spot before!

Veteran: (agrees) Yeah! Well, everybody's gotta do this task, so you might as well do it while you're around a bunch of people so it's safe.

[Everyone trying to swing their chards until it confirms the card was valid to read at but Bone was murdered inside the stack, the screen cuts to the meeting screen]

Captain: All right, somebody must've seen who did it, we were all right there!

The Gentleman: (gently) I'm sorry, Captain. I was distracted trying to swipe the blasted card!

Mr. Cheese: So I've seen it!

Veteran: Well then, maybe it's Not-Orange.

Player: (confused) Why don't you think it's orange?

Veteran: No, I... I'm saying I think it is orange.

The Gentleman: (even more confused) But you just said maybe it's not orange!

Mr. Cheese: (impatiently) Dude, make up your mind! Is it orange or not?

Veteran: (frustrated) Ah, this is exactly why Not-Orange needs to lose so we can change his name!

Monster: (to Not-Orange) Hey, check this out. (to Captain) Okay, okay. Hey Captain! An Impostor says "What?"

Captain: (confused) "What?"

Not-Orange: (giggles) Looks like we got a confession, everybody!

[Monster and Not-Orange giggles to the joke]

The Gentleman: (sighs) Can we please be serious, people? There's killers on the loose and they are going to murder us all if we don't vote them out!

[Monster and Not-Orange is still giggling]

Not-Orange: (stops) Ok, you know what? You're right.

Monster: Yeah, we suggest voting out Veteran.

Veteran: (confused) Me? Why?

Not-Orange: You're one of only two people outside the stack.

Monster: Seems pretty sus...

Veteran: (shocked) But... Uh... I didn't do it! Player, you got to believe me!

Player: Obviously I believe you, Veteran. I was standing right next to you!

Captain: (ignoring what Veteran had just said) All those in favor of casting Veteran into the harsh unforgiving nothingness of the cosmos, say "Aye"!

Everybody except Player, Mr. Egg, PoopyFarts96 and Veteran: Aye!

Mr. Cheese: I am Mr. Cheese!

[Veteran was thrown out of space, and the words "Veteran was not an Impostor" flashed]

A Little Secret
[Screen cuts back to player, who was walking to Not-Orange and Monster doing the Shoot Asteroid task]

Player: Hey, why did you guys get Veteran voted out?

Monster: We really thought it was him, dude?

Not-Orange: (apologizes) Yeah, that's out bad.

Player: (sarcastically) Well thanks to you guys, now the impostors only need three more kills to win!

Not-Orange: (annoyed) Hey, can we have this conversation later? I'm kind of busy at the moment.

[Screen shows Not-Orange shooting asteroids]

Monster: Yeah, and why are you so sure we aren't the impostors?

Player: I'm literally watching you doing a task right now so you have to be crewmates.

Blue: Pretty smart, kid.

Player: (annoyed) Don't call me kid.

[Not-Orange has done his task]

Not-Orange: All right, looks like I'm all wrapped up here and you seem pretty chill so we're gonna let you in on a little secret.

Player: Huh?

[Screen cuts to Bone's sight]

Not-Orange: Okay, Operation Frankenstein was complete. Finally, this whole process took so long that most of the other crewmates are probably dead by now.

Player: Is this really going to bring Mother back to life?

Blue: I think she's going by "Bone" by now, but yeah. Oh hey, she's waking up.

[screen cut to the MedBay]

Bone: Where am I? Is this heaven?

Not-Orange: Not quite, Monster and I brought you back to life. And, uh, Player's here too.

Player: Hello!

Bone: (confused) I'm confused.

Monster: Not-Orange here figured out how to revive dead crewmates a while back. Pretty sweet, right?

Mother: But wait, how?

Not-Orange: Well, it's all pretty technical. (starts explaining) You have to send electromagnetic through your biosphere, the same rhythm of a level 4 healing crystal.

Monster: The point is, you're back to life!

Player: So who do you all think is left?

Monster: No sure, but I am sure it's not many...

Not-Orange: ...Which is why we brought back Bone here for a little extra insurance.

Mother: But, isn't that cheating?

Not-Orange: (being serious) Okay, listen. We brought you back because we thought you'd be cool. Are you cool? Because if you're not cool I can undo it, bro!

Player: (defends Bone) No, no, she's cool. Just don't strap her. (excitedly) It's time to win this game!

Monster: Sure thing! But uh, Bone, be careful about getting up. Sometimes newly revived crewmates experience extreme joint discomfort.

[Bone ignores Monster's advice and moves her back]

Bone: (painfully screams) AAAAAAUH! AAAAAURGH! (keep ongoing)

I may have won, but at what cost?
[Captain heard Bone's scream and called a meeting]

Captain: Hey, what the heck is going on here? I killed Bone back in Admin!

Monster: (denies) Um no, I don't think so!

Not-Orange: Yeah, cause then she wouldn't be alive right now! Would she?

The Gentleman: (made a horrible realization) Wait, is this how he won his crewmates last game? You guys are cheaters!

Monster: (ignoring The Gentleman) I don't know what are you talking about.

Not-Orange: I plead the fifth.

The Gentleman: (kindly) Player, I know you want to win, you've waited so long, but is this really how you want to do it? Will the victory really feel as good knowing you had to cheat in order to get it?

Player: You bet you sweet butt it will, old man.

The Gentlemen: Wait, what?

[Victory Screen appears with player in it]

Player: (excitedly) Yes! I won! I finally won! Oh, I can't wait to rub it in everyone's face! I'm finally a winner! I'm on top of the world-

[Background faded and the Cheaters' lobby was shown]

[Player looks at everywhere, it is horrible]

Player: (confused) What? What is this place?

[A white figure appears]

Sir Clogsworth: You're in the Cheaters' lobby, kid! You get caught! And now, you're going to stuck here forever like the rest of us!

[Player looks at the ceiling]

Player: (screams for a long time) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!