Among Us Logic/Transcript

Prologue
(Captain's body is reported.)

Player: Listen, Stoner! You've gotta believe me here! Vote off TheGentleman right now! I've been telling you and everybody else in this horrible game meeting after meeting, but no one believes me!! He's never done a single task, he's been caught next to the scene of the crime, and he's wearing two top hats! Only a insane person would do that. Vote him off now and we can win the game!

Stoner: Whoa, really seems like your grasping at straws, compadre. You got like, any further evidence or whatever?

Player: OK, OK, OK. Just let me start from the beginning..

8 Minutes Earlier...
(Player spawns in a lobby.)

Player: Huh... So this is the new Among Us game that everyone is talking about..

TheGentleman: Yes! Yes indeed, good sir.

Player: Oh, hello there!

TheGentleman: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is TheGentleman. This here is my associate, Mr. Cheese.

Mr. Cheese: My name Mr. Cheese!

(Suddenly and swiftly, TheGentleman turns around and slaps Mr. Cheese, hard.)

TheGentleman: SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO, MR CHEESE!! (Turns back to Player) My apologies. It appears Mr Cheese has yet to learn his manners.

Mr. Cheese: Owie...

Player: Uh, OK...

TheGentleman: Ah, and it looks like your name is Player. How charmingly quaint.

Player: Well actually, my name is-

TheGentleman: Ah ah ah! Mr. Player, everyone goes by their usernames in here.

Player: Oh, OK. Got it.

TheGentleman: Let me introduce you to the rest of the ensemble: That right there is Sheriff, he's a bit of a loose cannon, very accusatory. Then there's his counterpart, Angel, a perfect role model for any Crewmate. Next, we got Stoner, he's a rather.. peculiar individual. Followed up by Rose and BDay, they're the resident couple of our fancy little dinner party. That white-clad chap over there goes by the title Captain. Several see him as a authority figure of sorts, though his leadership skills are... questionable. And finally there is Ninja, he's the most ruthless assassin killer I have ever met. A true natural born killer, may God have mercy on our souls if he is chosen as The Impostor.

Ninja: 私は素晴らしい忍者であり、すりおろしたマスターです. 今から戦い始めたい. 私はすぐにあなたを殺すことができるので. (I am a terrific ninja, and a grated master. I want to start fighting right now because I can kill you right away.)

(Ninja disconnects.)

Captain: Did Ninja just get kicked?

Sheriff: Darn tootin'! Servers must be acting up again!

Captain: All those in favor of starting without him, say aye.

Everyone: Aye!

Welcome to Mira HQ
(Player is a Crewmate. Everyone arrives in Mira HQ.)

Player: Hm, cool map.

Captain: Everyone scatter!

(Everyone except Player, TheGentleman and Mr. Cheese leave to do their tasks.)

TheGentleman: Come along now, Mr. Cheese!

Player: Hey, do you mind if I tag along? Might be safer if we stick together?

TheGentleman: Good idea!

(The lights are sabotaged.)

Player: Hey! What's going on?

(We hear a vent open, a knife swing and Mr. Cheese yell. The lights come back on, revealing Mr. Cheese has been sliced in half.)

Mr. Cheese: Owie...

Player: Oh my God! You killed him!

TheGentleman: Poppycock, I did no such thing!

Player: Yes you did! You sliced Mr. Cheese in half!

TheGentleman: My boy, you must be confused! A gentle old being such as myself would never perform a ludicrous display of violence!

Player: Yeah well, try telling that to the others!

The First Meeting
(Player reports Mr. Cheese's body.)

Rose: Oh my god, Mr. Cheese is dead?!

BDay: Gee, you must be so broken up, TheGentlemen! I know you two were close!

TheGentleman: Indeed we were, Bday! It's been a troubling twelve seconds ever since I found out he was dead! But there's no time for grieving.. When we have two impostors on the loose.

Captain: Well, I'm gonna skip this vote because I didn't see anything!

Player: I guess that seems fair-

Captain: ...is what I would say if I didn't follow my gut at all times! No evidence needed here, baby, lets vote someone out!

Sheriff: Well, I reckon it's Angel!

Player: No, actually it's-

Angel: Me? But I'm never an Impostor! I was just doing my Crewmate tasks!

BDay: Yeah, she was! Rose and I saw her in the Reactor! Isn't that right, babe?

Rose: Sure is! You know, the fact you accused Angel at all makes me think it was you, Sheriff...

Stoner: Yeah, bro, Sheriff's always like, killing and stuff... I think. Probably.

Player: Guys, it's not Sheriff, it's-

Captain: That's all the information I need to cast my vote! Everyone who votes to flick Sheriff into the cold, infinite, abyss of space, say aye.

Player: No, listen to me, its TheGentle-!

Everyone Except Player and Sheriff: Aye!

Captain: Then the vote passes! Sorry, Sheriff, but these boots aint big enough for both of us!

Sheriff: No, wait, please!

(Sheriff is ejected. He is a Crewmate.)

Sends His Regards...
Captain: Dang, looks like we really screwed the pooch on that one! If only someone here had more evidence, we might've been able to save a innocent life!

Player: I've been trying to tell you this whole time that it's-

Captain: Everyone scatter!

(Everyone except Player runs off.)

Player: Huh... All alone. Guess I better do some tasks.

(Player goes to the Greenhouse.)

Player: Alright, lets clean this O2 filter!

Player: Well, that was simple enough.

(Player turns around, only to see the bodies of BDay and Rose, sliced in half. Angel is standing over the bodies, holding a knife.)

Angel: TheGentleman sends his regards....

Player: What the-?!

(Angel steps away, into the dark corridor. Player reports the bodies.)

Exposing the "Angel"
Captain: Wow, we're dropping like flies, people! We really need someone to step up to the plate and give us a lead!

Player: I know who The Impostors are! It's-

Captain: Stoner, you got anything?

Stoner: Dude, like... Its gotta be one of us...right?

Captain: Your darn right its one of us, Stoner! Good observation! Say, why do they call you "Stoner", anyways?

Stoner: Uh... I'm a geology major. You feel me?

Captain: I sure do, Stoner! Rocks are dope!

Player: WILL YOU GUYS JUST LISTEN TO ME? I know who both the killers are! One is Angel and the other is-

Stoner: Hey, like, Captain, Bro! I just had this totally righteous thought that maybe it's Angel!

Player: I just said that!

Angel: It isn't me, guys! I swear!

Captain: Quiet, space witch! You have anything to expand on that theory, Stoner?

Stoner: Well, Sheriff said it was Angel last time...

Captain: Say no more! I've already cast my vote!

TheGentleman: It seems we have reached the consensus!

Angel: What?! TRAITOR!

Player: Did you guys hear that?! Its clear who the other Impostor is!

(Angel is ejected. She is An Impostor.)

Fixing the Reactor
Captain: My God! You did it, you gorgeous green goofball! Looks like there's only one Impostor left!

(The Reactor is sabotaged.)

TheGentleman: Looks like the reactor is down!

Stoner: Bro, major buzzkill...

Captain: Follow me everyone!

(Everyone runs to the Reactor.)

Captain: OK, now two of us have to place our hands on the scanner at the same time! Someone go to the left side!

Player: Roger that! Ready, Captain!

TheGentleman: I'm ready as well, good sir!

Captain: Initiate Reactor containment protocol!

(Everyone puts their hands on the scanners, averting the crisis. Suddenly, we hear a yell. Player turns around to find that Captain has been sliced in half.)

TheGentleman: Oh my, the horror!

Stoner: Whoa! He's like... all dead and murdery, dude!

(Stoner reports the body, leading to the present.)

The True Intentions
Player: And that's the whole story. So it should be pretty obvious by now that it's TheGentleman! Vote him out now, and we win!

TheGentleman: My boy, you are woefully befuddled! I, in fact, believe you to be The Impostor!

Stoner: Dude, let's all chill... I have made my final verdict, time to cast our votes!

Player: Well, I'm voting for TheGentleman!

TheGentleman: I can't help but feel betrayed, Mr. Player! You leave me no choice, but to vote for you!

Stoner: HA HA HA HA HA! You sad, gullible noob! I was The Impostor.

Player:Wait, WHAT?!

(We see a montage of Stoner's shenanigans.)

Player: Oh... my... God.

(Player is ejected.)

Player: I knew I should've stuck to Fall Guys..