Among Us Logic 4/transcript

Crying in the Fusebox
[In The Skeld, in the dark, Player is running toward Electrical]

Player: Okay, the fusebox to turn the lights back on should be in here. [He runs in, and starts flipping] I just have to flip all these switches on, and there-! [Suddenly, the lights get tampered with] Wait? What the heck?! [He sees Greaser] Hey, can you hold on for a sec and let me finish this?

Greaser: Ay, no need! [He punches the fusebox, fixing the lights]

Player: Wow. Impressive

Greaser: Guess it would be to a square such as yourself. Cool cats like me are always bar stuff, daddio! Anyways, you better goose it before the imposter comes around. Word from the bird is that bird's cruisin for a bruisin, you dig?

Player: Umm.... what?

[However, before he can continue his sentence, PoopyFarts comes into the scene and snaps Player's neck, causing him to let out a choked scream and fall over, dead. Meanwhile, Greaser looks in fright]

Player: [as a ghost] Aw come on! Why am I always the one getting killed as a crewmate?! [notices Greaser] Come on Greaser, run away, report my death... Do something!!

[It is revealed Greaser has put himself into a corner crying, PoopyFarts facepalms]

Player: Wow, seriously, Greaser? That's how your gonna go out..? Crying in a corner?

Greaser: [sobbing] Please! I don't wanna die! [continues crying] Please, I don't wanna die!

[PoopyFarts looks at his kill cooldown and then runs at him, knife in hand]

Greaser: AGH-!

[A stab sound is heard screen goes black]

The Confrontation
[Player spawns into the lobby, where Veteran and Greaser meet him]

Veteran: Hey, Player! Over here!

Player: Hey, Veteran.

Veteran: Have you met Greaser? This guy's awesome!

Player: Yeah, we've met before, and he most certainly is not awesome.

Greaser: Your buggin'! Put a eggshell in your shoe and beat it, pal!

Veteran: Yeah! Put bugs in your eggshells and eat it, pal!

Player: ...that's not the saying, Veteran.

Veteran: Whatever, Dude, close enough!

[Suddenly, another voice is heard]

TheGentlemen: Nonsense, this is absolute nonsense!

MrEgg: It's nonsense, he says!

Captain 1: It be worse than mere nonsense, boy!

[It flashes to TheGentlemen, MrEgg, Captain, and a Pirate]

Captain: Give me back my color, TheGentlemen! Or should I say.... the scoundrel.

TheGentlemen: Scoundrel? Watch your tongue, Captain! I only switched to white, because my usual color was planted away by this... this.. rapscallion!

MrEgg: Egg-celent point, sir!

Captain 1: A rapscallion am I now?! Those be some fightin' words, laddy! I got ye color fair and square! This scallywag be the one, who stole me own name!

Captain: Your own name? Ha! I've gone by Captain ever since I graduated from 14 years of Flight School!

MrEgg: ....isn't that a six-month program?

Captain: Not for me!

TheGentlemen: Enough! Can't we just handle this civil now, shall we? I will give up this spiffing white outfit in return for my usual charcoal garb! Pirate will switch to a different shade, a nice cyan, perhaps! Light blue, just like the clear caribbean seas!

Captain 1: yargh! That does sound nice.. but what do I get?

TheGentlemen: your name back, of course! Can't be a commander of pirates without the title of 'Captain!'

Captain 1: You ain't wrong, matey.

Captain: Wait.... but.... I'm Captain.

TheGentlemen: Not anymore! Now you go by the name, Leader!

Captain: [clearly sad] ..fine..

[They switch back. It goes back to Player, Veteran, and Greaser]

Player: I seriously need to find a new group to play with.

Mental Breakdown
[The game starts with Player and Veteran dawning a large IMPOSTER over a red background. It fades out into the Skeld.]

Captain: Everyone scatter!!

[Everyone runs off except Player, Veteran, and Greaser]

Greaser: Ayo, Veteran!

Veteran: Oh my god.. Player, Its Greaser! Is he looking over at me?! Do I look cool? How's my hair?!

Player: You don't have any hair, Veteran...

Veteran: Oh my god, your right, I just have this stupid crown! I look like an idiot!!

Greaser: Ay, whats buzzin, cousin?

Veteran: Aw... so cool.(veterans eyes sparkle)

Player: Okay, I'm ending this now.

[Player shoots Greaser, and immediately, Veteran falls to his knees next to Greaser]

Veteran: [in slow motion] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Greaser! No! Why.. why, Player why(sad music playing)?

Player: (music stops)you wanna win, don't you?

Veteran: Not like this... [he begins crying](music starts again)

Player: You'll get over it...... [Veteran is still crying] Come on, lets go before someone finds us with the body. [Player rolls his eyes(if he wasn't wearing his helmet yuo could see it) and walks off]

[Veteran is still crying, so Player comes back and starts dragging him off]

Player: Let's Go, Veteran

Veteran: No! I wanna stay with Greaser!! I WANNA STAY WITH GREASER!!

Relationships
[Later on, Player and Veteran walk to Lower Engine and see Captain]

Captain: great neptune's beard, this is hard!!

[It is revealed to be the align engine output task]

Player: okay, stay here and stand watch.. Don't let anyone see me.

Veteran: Got it.. Don't let ANYONE see you. Wink wink

Player: Why are you saying it like that?

Veteran: I think we're on the same page.

Player: You know what. Whatever, just stay here. [Player walks off to Captain]

Captain: Great neptune's beard,this is actually impossible! Oh.. hey, Player..

Player: Hey, Leader.

Captain: Pssshhhh.. Player, can you call me 'Captain' whenever the REAL Captain and TheGentlemen aren't around? I know I agreed to the name change... but deep down, I really didn't want to, and it makes me sad.

Player: Oh sure, I guess.

Captain: I knew you would! Your my best friend, Player!

Player: Wait-what's that now?

Captain: yep, your my best friend! Really, my only friend! Thats why I wrote a song about us wanting to celebrate our bromance! Wanna hear it?

Player: uhh-

[Before he can finish, the room goes dark and Captain has a guitar]

Captain: ''Ooooooooooooh! Player, Player, Player! he's my best friend best friend best friend! Player Player Player! he's my best friend best friend bestfriend! Player Captain Player Captain! Best friends best friends best friends best friends-!''

The Dumbest Betrayal
[Before Captain can finish however, Player snaps Captain's neck(captain grunts hten) He then sees Veteran]

Player: oh my god.

Veteran: I know, pretty pitchy. But lyrically, it's got some real potential!

Player: What!! Why are you covered in blood?!

Veteran: Oh don't worry, its not my blood! its from these crewmates I killed!

Player: How did you do this?

Veteran: With the murders? With TheGentlemen, I did the old needle tongue, that always gets em. And MrEgg, I just bashed in the face with a crowbar! I don't think thats a animation in-game, not quite sure how it happened.

Player: No, I mean, how did this all happen in the TEN SECONDS I was gone?!

Veteran: Oh, tons more than that happened!

[A flashback can be seen in different graphics]

Veteran: Captain and Stoner spotted me from down the hall, and threatened to report the body, so I said, ''If you guys get a inch closer! you'll join theGentlemen and MrEgg in Gosund, USA!'' [Back to the present] Thats what they call it when you die in Among Us... No one catches on.

Player: Veteran!

Veteran: Oh right! [Back to the past] Anyways, they were all like, Your going down for this, you might be a god-tier impostor, but we're gonna call a emergency meeting and vote you out! But don't worry, I gave you all your props, and said, ''Hey, its not me, guys! Player was the whole mastermind behind the situation. I was just following his orders! If anyone should get called a god-tier impostor and get voted out, it should be him!''

[Player remains silent at the last bit. But he glares at Veteran]

Veteran: ...what?

[Cut to space, where Player gets ejected]

Player: [bitter] Your gonna pay for this one, Veteran... oh... your going to pay